Rap Battle Thread

[gadawgzfan08]

man yall think your raps are dope but really their on a downhill slope goin straight to hell jus ring a bell ill make u better but i cant cuz ill be at ur moms house tryin to make her wetter with my dick yeah my big long stick thats long enough to take your chick bend er over bed and after that she gave me head kicked her out of my house to make my bread cuz i gotta get that paper im on my grind i had a catscan and i had money on my mind(props to lil weezy)cuz im true to my word and thats no doubt but yall other rappers are on a lyrical drought just beggin for water but its not gonna happen cuz all yall other people are jus listenin to me rappin to get some tips jus goin around jus handin out my scripts den i go back to stackin my chips makin ends meat jus bobbin yall heads to dis tight ass beat cuz im da best im jus gonna put the rest of yall niggas to rest but idk if im gonna meet my test but all yall niggas need help to get dressed cuz yall are dumb yall are bums wearnin ya baggy clothes ur sloppy tims and sideway hats but i dont need all that cuz im fresh without that shit so why dont yall jus throw dat shit into a fire pit and be yourself not me cuz i am who i am and thats no doubt and im out!!

[nerothehero]

yo this one is about mothers i do greek rap but i tried this one
hey you get out of my sight
you dont know me and you dont know plan
your mother knows me better than your father
and she also knows that i am the best fucker
your mother is one of the best hookers
i fuck her while your father plays poker
know suck my dick and shut
before i do to you a litle fuck up

[GTJASON]

Some people think this rap shit is wack shit
Fuck what you heard, got you dope sick like rope burns
Think I should quit cause I dont like that black shit
But quitters never win so I'll fill you in like Colin Quinn
Or Haraldo, That funny ass nigga
keeps two on his mustache, one on his trigga finger
Can't help but be facious, tell ya girl she could eat this
Tell your mom she should've swallowed your ass and saved some trouble
Isolate your ass like the boy in the plastic bubble
Germ niggas got me sick like Pam and Tommy Lee
Got your girl coming through for a little skee skee
Fuck what you heard i'm all about this rap shit
My rhymes are infectious, open up and catch it.

WHAT!

I dont rap...and i'm not even that big of a fan...but I figured i'd try..lol

[lmw50]

i have been rappin since the age of 9
you try to shoot me n i give u a fine
my killer raps just blow u away
at the end of the day u have nuthin to say
if u say summit bout me
u better flew
as with my left hook
you will be covered in muck
i never hesitate to put a guy on his back
thats what wat i do when u get the sack

booyah

[limp5560]

*Just history* Who starded the infamous freestyling? Screwed Up Click. Way back in '89 in the $outhside of Houston, Texas, Dj Screw started producing mixtapes of badass songs from various artists. He would slow the song down and chop it up, Hence 'Chopped & Screwed'. He helped alot of younger rappers get there name out such as Lil flip, chamilioniar, Fat pat, Z-Ro, big moe, HAWK. These Niggaz would just sit in his studio all night and go off to throwed beats...

If you guys wanna hear some of tha best freestyles ever just PM me, ill send you some.

[fablerules]

Originally Posted by lmw50

i have been rappin since the age of 9
you try to shoot me n i give u a fine
my killer raps just blow u away
at the end of the day u have nuthin to say
if u say summit bout me
u better flew
as with my left hook
you will be covered in muck
i never hesitate to put a guy on his back
thats what wat i do when u get the sack

booyah

they call me fable im able
only were clothes with a decent label
im the rap master
all ur lyrics are just a disaster
i put 3 bullits in ur head
u fall on the floor now u r dead.
i have an m16
it spits at teens and crush them
and as for the production
man it ent nuffin.
pause and rewind
ill think u will find
that i rap to fast u know u wont last.
u betta go bak to the past and listen to it agen in slowmo
u mother fucking homo
bbbbbbbrrrraaaaaappppppp

i think thats pretty sick for a white boy lol

[limp5560]

best freestyle ever. Try and beat this

Z-ro Wrekin on master P instrumental

"84s be spinnin flippin wit yellow bone women
Swimin in a benz cuz im cold wit my pimpin
Never slipin kikin alligators, Glock grippin
Ready for plex i done allready put tha clip in
Q.E. in tha Benz and J-U-T up in tha Truck
Under tha influence and over tha speed limit
And we just dont give a fuck
Smokin optimos, clownin on all 4s sippin on what, LEAn
Ralf Lauren on my body triangle on my jeans
Cuz its this, no flippin for less
and i must confess im tha best
Puttin it to yo chest, you get cardiac arrest
through yo vest cuz you dead
Who dat ridin red?
Got a slug for you jackaz
and a buckshot goz Fed
Betta keep yo mind stable
im willin and im able, they go'n staple up yo stomach
from yo chest to yo naval,
S.U.C. is tha click, We aint tryin to buy no brick
makin a livin of these record sales smokin swisha sticks."

Z-ro just wreked all yo mothafukaz

[gops10]

my names G
u see my knocking jay Z
he aint got nothing on me
ill bang him up soo he cant see
2pac aint dead, where is he
He got banged up but we still believe
Then theres fiddy cent
dont go there he cant pay his rent
thats why he aint got no bent

GGGGGGG unottttt

[VAsniper]

ok,ok yalls was good,check out this,sorry for the language,lets do this!

1 2 3 AND TO THE 4
IM GETTIN READY TO FUCK UP THE INDUSRTYS STATUS QUO
IM LYRICALLY AND EMPIRICALLY GIFTED,
IMMA SUPRISE YALL LIKE WHEN OJ GOT ACQUITTED,
WHEN I BATTLE PEOPLE ITS JUST UNFAIR,
I HOLD IT DOWN AND YALL ARE UNAWARE,
I PUT MORE DAMAGE ON THE MIC THAT GAME DOES WITH 50,
ALL MY SHIT IS REAL AND THATS NO MYSTERY,
I WOULD KEEP GOING WITH THE RAP AND MAKE YOU LOOK EVEN WORSE,
BUT I REALLY DONT FEEL LIKE CALLING IN A NURSE

daamm,pwnt by a 12 yearold! SUCK IT! lol =D