Some kid asked this on the Epic Games forums and this was someones answer! LOL
Funniest thing I've seen all day!!:p
Jan 22 Update... What did it do?
I just signed on to begin my daily Gears play, and I was prompted to download an Update for the game. I did, but I see no noticable changes or fixes having recieved the update. Anyone know what it was for or what it did?
And this was not the previous patch, I already got that one the day of its release, this is another, smaller patch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
rumsfeld_welfare 
Here's the word on the update:
1. Baird will now have changable hair color and style, and will have an alternate jacket that says, "Boy, do I love the Cog."
2. Update will now make it easier to get some damn curly fries.
3. Update fixes Carmine's gun; no longer keeps jamming.
4. Update makes "Toilet-Man" on Rooftops playable with exclusive new "Pork-Bow" weapon, fires hot bacon strips, with a "snoot-shot" launcher attachment.
5. Pistol being replaced by crappy battle rifle
6. Host identity now hidden from host themselves.
7. CliffyB enacts plan for surge of 20,000 more Cog troops to secure Gridlock.
8. RAAM is now kinder, gentler.
9. Update will raise minimum wage, pass student-loan reform, and restore funds to stem-cell research, all in the first 100 hours.
LOL! Found this on a GoW forum!
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