You didnt start the Miley Cyrus thing.
Because you said it wrong.
Its supposed to be -

95% of children would have a nervous breakdown if they saw Miley Cyrus stood on top of the Empire State Building, ready to jump. If you're one of the 5% that would stand up and yell "JUMP BITCH!", then put this in your signature.

I've underlined the parts where you went wrong.